Sky Sports News is a bit odd in the mornings. It's like they want it to be a bit informal or social media based but haven't really come up with any actual ideas and it's just a bit shit.
Star Wars Holiday Special - Well, that wasn't good. It's so bad it makes Phantom Menace look
good adequate not quite as bad. Clearly what's happened here is they had the rough plan for a generic variety show then at the last minute someone high up announced 'Hey, Star Wars is popular at the moment isn't it, let's make it Star Wars themed'. So with just a few days to prepare and with nobody involved having seen Star Wars, they had to cobble together something with random inappropriate guest stars, a bond theme type song, some quite dull acrobatics, a musical number about a pub closing down, a box of kids' dressing up clothes, and an old set rejected by a daytime tv soap into an overall Star Wars narrative.
At least that's what I'm assuming happened, it's hard to explain it any other way. It's awful from start to finish. It makes little sense, looks really cheap, manages to be both incredibly boring and really weird. The only bit that even feels appropriate to put out on tv is the Boba Fett cartoon which, while making no sense at all in the overall context, is at least competently done. I'll give the cartoon bit 4/10 the rest 0/10 for an overall 0.2/10.
Birdemic 2 The Resurrection - Well, this is basically the just first film again. Everything wrong with the first film is still wrong, and it's still enjoyable but I think a degree of self awareness has crept in, which does spoil things rather. -7/10
Best lines: "I just wish Susan could have been here to see this bird skeleton, but she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked".
"the last time we we took detours we went into that cemetery, and you remember what happened? We were attacked by those zombies. I'm not going through that again"
88 - A woman can't remember who she is or how she got here in
crime mystery thriller type thing. I watched this after Star Wars HS and it still didn't seem very good. It jumps about in time a bit as we're supposed to be involved in figuring out what's gone on but the main mystery is why we are expected to care about anything that's happening. Various unpleasant characters do little of interest. Not good 3/10