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Post by ER on Jul 1, 2020 11:24:08 GMT
Alright old man - glad the needlemakers has gone. Yes still gainfully emplyed thank you - touch wood all this bollocks hasn’t made the slightest difference to me other than I am sat at home working more than ever as I can’t have 3 hours lunches. Still I booked a holiday to Mallorca yesterday for the first 2 weeks in August - little all inclusive break so the kids have wristbands and don’t drive me mad whilst I am sat by the pool reading trashy James Patterson books and getting pissed whilst tanning my fat ol belly 😇 whatpub.com/pubs/ERE/16851/burnt-pig-ilkeston Looks like someone’s house 🤣 It is closed for now but says in the website - Black puddings, cheeses and pork pies still on sale to takeaway 🤣 I wonder what makes you want to make this your local LVIV “Also on offer are tasty cheeses to take away“ We know how you love a free plate of cheese Sarnies - just make sure it is not Gay Simon the owners cock cheese he is putting in the butties 🤮 |
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Post by popman on Jul 2, 2020 8:11:53 GMT
Glad you survived mate. Went to Majorca 1970 ish . Here's the tale might have mentioned it before, Me and two mates Callor Millor . One day I am sunning by the pool with a Swedish bird and me mates Come back from town . They said they was walking down the street and a bloke said I know that accent where you from . They said Ilson . Me mates were not football fans so did not recognise Terry Hennesey and Alan Hinton Me mate Killer could yap for England ad funny with it , They said we were invited over their Hotel that night . We went over and it was all the Derby team , We had a right good piss up me mates were both mad fuckers but no shop eggs, Me mate Killer played Guitar and Piano . Hotel had a piano and Killer got on it , Archie Gemmel got on stage and sang Sole Sole and me and some of the Derby boys jumped on as well . The Hotel was rocking . One of the lads John Robson told us to come out with them the next night they was going down town . We got in his pub and some spaniard was playing guitar he did a a song and sat down Robbo said give us a tune Killer. Killer got on the guitar and we was all singing bar was rammed. Spaniard got uppity because Killer had got the crowd going and took his guitar back . Cut a long story short we pushed the Spaniards car down to the beach and left it in the sea. We went to this club and John Robbson borrowed 5000 pesatas of me mate Dondon, said come over the hotel tomorrow I will give it yer back . Next night we goes over their place all the hotel cheered when we walked in Robbo came over and paid Dondon his money back and said , Tonights on us We have won the league we are Champions . Wolves had beat Leeds to give Deerby the League . What a night I ended up in a hotel room in bed with two birds from Bristol. Was a cracking holiday . Killer got a job out there DJ ing . I heard later John Robson got some kind of debilitating disease and died . Loads of other good cracks happend if you have a holiday like we did you should be sound mate.
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Post by popman on Jul 2, 2020 8:29:51 GMT
The lad Simon who owns the Pig is a big Forest fan before that he owned a Dellicatessen called Truly Scrumpptious , still there I think . He must still have contacts in the trade . The pub is an old end of terrace shop . everthing is like a 1950s end terrace . there is never any trouble because all the customers are tidy fuckers and take no shit . Derby and Forest fans mix and its good bants . Its not really my kind of pub because he does not sell Carling only lager he as is this Staropren . Two doors up is Jackos Chippie . Jacko can ride to Skeggy on push bike faster than I can do it in car. I hes 80 odd and still does it. Simon gives him his ale dregs and he makes Beer batter for his fish and at the end of his Frying day Jacko brings what ever he as left to the pig and it gets shared out with the customers . Jakos Chippie is number one in England Si,s pub is top notch . Fuck Majorka come and have a week in Ilson . I will tek yer round Steel works whats left of it . Coal pits . Whippet track and show yer all the top Pigeon lofts. Give yer a tour round Allotment as well.
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Post by ER on Jul 4, 2020 10:46:40 GMT
The lad Simon who owns the Pig is a big Forest fan before that he owned a Dellicatessen called Truly Scrumpptious , still there I think . He must still have contacts in the trade . The pub is an old end of terrace shop . everthing is like a 1950s end terrace . there is never any trouble because all the customers are tidy fuckers and take no shit . Derby and Forest fans mix and its good bants . Its not really my kind of pub because he does not sell Carling only lager he as is this Staropren . Two doors up is Jackos Chippie . Jacko can ride to Skeggy on push bike faster than I can do it in car. I hes 80 odd and still does it. Simon gives him his ale dregs and he makes Beer batter for his fish and at the end of his Frying day Jacko brings what ever he as left to the pig and it gets shared out with the customers . Jakos Chippie is number one in England Si,s pub is top notch . Fuck Majorka come and have a week in Ilson . I will tek yer round Steel works whats left of it . Coal pits . Whippet track and show yer all the top Pigeon lofts. Give yer a tour round Allotment as well. 😂😂😂😂 2 great posts 👏🏻 Glad you are well mate 👍🏻 |
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Post by iks on Sept 17, 2020 10:44:12 GMT
Hey Ike how is the walking keep fit Malarkey going . Now I have retired I am fit as fuck . Bike 20 k in 64 minutes and its all pedal do that every other day . Me walking mile average is 15 minutes a mile on a 7 mile walk . Just started throwing in 100 yard jogs every 300 strides . My knees are fucked . The bad news is , My local the Needlemakers is not reopening . Got to find another pub when they reopen thats not to far away . Got a pub called Burnt Pig . They named it after Essex Red when he dropped tea pot on his foot . But its all that real ale shit I only drink lager and the one he sells does my nut in . STAROPREN or something like that. Had five of them last summer and was knocked out for rest of day . Anyway keep well duck. apologies i never replied i lost the link for this place. Yeah I run my own boxing fitness class for fat wheezing messes now. I'm back down to my fighting weight of 12 & a half stone. |
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Post by ben on Sept 21, 2020 14:13:35 GMT
The lad Simon who owns the Pig is a big Forest fan before that he owned a Dellicatessen called Truly Scrumpptious , still there I think . He must still have contacts in the trade . The pub is an old end of terrace shop . everthing is like a 1950s end terrace . there is never any trouble because all the customers are tidy fuckers and take no shit . Derby and Forest fans mix and its good bants . Its not really my kind of pub because he does not sell Carling only lager he as is this Staropren . Two doors up is Jackos Chippie . Jacko can ride to Skeggy on push bike faster than I can do it in car. I hes 80 odd and still does it. Simon gives him his ale dregs and he makes Beer batter for his fish and at the end of his Frying day Jacko brings what ever he as left to the pig and it gets shared out with the customers . Jakos Chippie is number one in England Si,s pub is top notch . Fuck Majorka come and have a week in Ilson . I will tek yer round Steel works whats left of it . Coal pits . Whippet track and show yer all the top Pigeon lofts. Give yer a tour round Allotment as well. Dennis is a legend. Best Chippy for miles. Still not been in the pig. |
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Post by popman on Oct 4, 2020 5:15:44 GMT
Hey Ike how is the walking keep fit Malarkey going . Now I have retired I am fit as fuck . Bike 20 k in 64 minutes and its all pedal do that every other day . Me walking mile average is 15 minutes a mile on a 7 mile walk . Just started throwing in 100 yard jogs every 300 strides . My knees are fucked . The bad news is , My local the Needlemakers is not reopening . Got to find another pub when they reopen thats not to far away . Got a pub called Burnt Pig . They named it after Essex Red when he dropped tea pot on his foot . But its all that real ale shit I only drink lager and the one he sells does my nut in . STAROPREN or something like that. Had five of them last summer and was knocked out for rest of day . Anyway keep well duck. apologies i never replied i lost the link for this place. Yeah I run my own boxing fitness class for fat wheezing messes now. I'm back down to my fighting weight of 12 & a half stone. Nice one mate , Is Essex Red a member? I tried boxing when I was a kid got smacked straight on the nose first fight , I thought fuck that. My lad coaches a football team and grandson plays for same team . Hes got me involved with the club as caretaker key man . I also get to watch grandson play . Derby scouts are already sniffing round the lads . 8 years olds what the fuck is that all about . Grandaughter also plays for the ladies team , Keeps them away from the lap tops i pad shit. My knees are fucked now but manage to get my average 7 miles down below 14 and a half minute a mile so seen some improvement since I started checking my times. Soninlaw turned his garage into a home gym so been helping out with that . started back on the weights just to keep meself right . Needlemakers as reopened some lad from Derby as got it , been in once not the same , Started using Kings Head alright , some miss fits get in but with covid restrictions its not bad. Till yesterday , I went in and Derby was on, some fat cunt and his mates were mouthing off , I thought one was going to shoot his load when Rooney scored . I ignored the cunts . Then when Forest score came up they started giving it . ruined my afternoon. On way home missus said Proud of you duck . I said why , she says for keeping yer trap shut . I said must be getting old . all best Ike. |
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Post by iks on Oct 4, 2020 8:14:20 GMT
I nearly got my nose bust last year off an 18 yr old. Claret dripped out and my eyes watered like fuck lol. I took the shot though and he shit himself when I decided to take revenge. It was a good straight right mind you and my reactions ain't what they were..Supposed to be doing England coaching level 2 but covid put that on hold...ran 3 mile in 22 min a few weeks back..thats an army recruit pass time. At 56. It absolutely ruined my right knee. All the best to you too pal.
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Post by ER on Nov 7, 2020 11:32:38 GMT
So as you have all probably gathered from compo from last of the summer wine (LVIV) I am not much of an exerciser but I have run my sons team for the last 3 years. Anyway this year he got picked for a feeder academy and so I called time on the team (I have never got that when men coach a team their son doesn’t play for 😳) and have decided to start doing some exercise. I converted one of out outbuildings to an office and put a weight bench and an exercise bike in there and have been doing something every day for the last 6 weeks or so. So far I half lost a stone and half and my muscles are looking pretty good. I have dropped 2 sizes in jeans and 1 in top - so all going quite well
I packed up smoking for 3 years but last year foolishly started having one here and there and then buying some and wallop. So I am starting that again next week and hopefully quit for good. I only really smoked down the pub or when I went out for a boozy lunch so hopefully with all this lock down bollocks I should crack it again
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Post by iks on Nov 14, 2020 10:58:29 GMT
So as you have all probably gathered from compo from last of the summer wine (LVIV) I am not much of an exerciser but I have run my sons team for the last 3 years. Anyway this year he got picked for a feeder academy and so I called time on the team (I have never got that when men coach a team their son doesn’t play for 😳) and have decided to start doing some exercise. I converted one of out outbuildings to an office and put a weight bench and an exercise bike in there and have been doing something every day for the last 6 weeks or so. So far I half lost a stone and half and my muscles are looking pretty good. I have dropped 2 sizes in jeans and 1 in top - so all going quite well I packed up smoking for 3 years but last year foolishly started having one here and there and then buying some and wallop. So I am starting that again next week and hopefully quit for good. I only really smoked down the pub or when I went out for a boozy lunch so hopefully with all this lock down bollocks I should crack it again I've been vaping for 6 years. Only using a pen one..very discreet. I even puff away on it on planes, stealth vaping I call it. Anyway.. this covid is trying my patience now. It's the inconsistency of the rules. The jocks have started sparring again but we aint. |
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Post by ER on Nov 14, 2020 16:28:35 GMT
Yeah I have got a vape and have been off the cigarettes now for over a week so I have at least cracked that
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Post by Dane B on Nov 15, 2020 9:14:52 GMT
So as you have all probably gathered from compo from last of the summer wine (LVIV) I am not much of an exerciser but I have run my sons team for the last 3 years. Anyway this year he got picked for a feeder academy and so I called time on the team (I have never got that when men coach a team their son doesn’t play for 😳) and have decided to start doing some exercise. I converted one of out outbuildings to an office and put a weight bench and an exercise bike in there and have been doing something every day for the last 6 weeks or so. So far I half lost a stone and half and my muscles are looking pretty good. I have dropped 2 sizes in jeans and 1 in top - so all going quite well I packed up smoking for 3 years but last year foolishly started having one here and there and then buying some and wallop. So I am starting that again next week and hopefully quit for good. I only really smoked down the pub or when I went out for a boozy lunch so hopefully with all this lock down bollocks I should crack it again I've been vaping for 6 years. Only using a pen one..very discreet. I even puff away on it on planes, stealth vaping I call it. Anyway.. this covid is trying my patience now. It's the inconsistency of the rules. The jocks have started sparring again but we aint. It's the inconsistency of the rules that is pissing a lot of folk off, Andy. Take this as an example. Two people can meet for exercise, i.e a walk or a jog, as long as they social distance. Yet two people can't have a round of golf together, even though golf, by it's very nature, is a social distancing activity. Then to cap it all, my golf club are raising money for charity by allowing two people to walk the course as long as they book in. So two people can legally walk the course, but they can't hit a golf ball whilst doing it? Farcical. |
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Post by charliecheswick on Nov 15, 2020 10:41:32 GMT
I've been vaping for 6 years. Only using a pen one..very discreet. I even puff away on it on planes, stealth vaping I call it. Anyway.. this covid is trying my patience now. It's the inconsistency of the rules. The jocks have started sparring again but we aint. It's the inconsistency of the rules that is pissing a lot of folk off, Andy. Take this as an example. Two people can meet for exercise, i.e a walk or a jog, as long as they social distance. Yet two people can't have a round of golf together, even though golf, by it's very nature, is a social distancing activity. Then to cap it all, my golf club are raising money for charity by allowing two people to walk the course as long as they book in. So two people can legally walk the course, but they can't hit a golf ball whilst doing it? Farcical.
I teach in a sub-part of a school and we get sent kids from a handful of schools. Our bit is basically a big house. Me and my boss are in contact with thousands of people because of how we're set up. That's not seen as a problem but popping round to see your mum is. On top of all that, me and my boss are sat together all day but as soon as we leave work we've got to keep out each other's way. We all know it's in schools where bugs are passed yet they've shut the rest of the country down and left those open. If they want to leave schools open that's fine but why pretend to be doing something? What they're doing is the equivalent of hoovering ten percent of your carpet.
I just wish governments were like any other employment in the country, where you get chucked out after a few months if you prove to be completely fucking useless at your job.
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Post by savo on Nov 16, 2020 6:57:48 GMT
I've been vaping for 6 years. Only using a pen one..very discreet. I even puff away on it on planes, stealth vaping I call it. Anyway.. this covid is trying my patience now. It's the inconsistency of the rules. The jocks have started sparring again but we aint. It's the inconsistency of the rules that is pissing a lot of folk off, Andy. Take this as an example. Two people can meet for exercise, i.e a walk or a jog, as long as they social distance. Yet two people can't have a round of golf together, even though golf, by it's very nature, is a social distancing activity. Then to cap it all, my golf club are raising money for charity by allowing two people to walk the course as long as they book in. So two people can legally walk the course, but they can't hit a golf ball whilst doing it? Farcical. This is also pissing me off. Me and my golf mates play in the most socially distant way possible. If we're lucky one of us hits it straight, one will hook it left and another will slice it right. Then we just meet up again about 20 minutes later at the green.  |
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Post by iks on Nov 25, 2020 13:44:58 GMT
Unlike the tramp northerners and Asian types all living on top of each other, I fully expect my postcode to be tier 1 by tomorrow's announcement. Which means going back to non league football which I have missed bad, and groups of 6 going to the pub. On the 19th of December there's 12 of us going into Winchester for our annual Xmas piss up. I've got a mate from hucknall coming down too. So one group of 6 go into the pub, go 3 to a table nearest to the next table, then the other group of 6 bowl in 30 seconds later and we all stand 6 to a table. Doddle. Enjoy your tier 3 lockdown you coughing, germ spreading filth. 😂😂
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Post by savo on Nov 26, 2020 17:50:46 GMT
Unlike the tramp northerners and Asian types all living on top of each other, I fully expect my postcode to be tier 1 by tomorrow's announcement. Which means going back to non league football which I have missed bad, and groups of 6 going to the pub. On the 19th of December there's 12 of us going into Winchester for our annual Xmas piss up. I've got a mate from hucknall coming down too. So one group of 6 go into the pub, go 3 to a table nearest to the next table, then the other group of 6 bowl in 30 seconds later and we all stand 6 to a table. Doddle. Enjoy your tier 3 lockdown you coughing, germ spreading filth. 😂😂 Are you in the Isle of Wight then? I'm in Cornwall so luckily in Tier 1. One of the few areas that is so as far as things go in the UK it's fairly close to normal. Can even go and watch the local rugby side soon again. |
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Post by iks on Nov 27, 2020 1:05:18 GMT
I'm near Winchester. We were in T1 before lockdown, came out of it into T2. It's fucking mental, our R rate is lower than Truro yet they got T1. You can have a half full indoor theatre but you can only have 2000 football supporters in a 60,000 capacity stadium. What the fuck are these pricks doing?!
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Post by ER on Nov 27, 2020 5:58:52 GMT
Unlike the tramp northerners and Asian types all living on top of each other, I fully expect my postcode to be tier 1 by tomorrow's announcement. Which means going back to non league football which I have missed bad, and groups of 6 going to the pub. On the 19th of December there's 12 of us going into Winchester for our annual Xmas piss up. I've got a mate from hucknall coming down too. So one group of 6 go into the pub, go 3 to a table nearest to the next table, then the other group of 6 bowl in 30 seconds later and we all stand 6 to a table. Doddle. Enjoy your tier 3 lockdown you coughing, germ spreading filth. 😂😂 😂😂 Tier 1 or tier 2 - doesn’t matter one bit to me Next Friday we will be going out in the city 10 strong for our Jolly Boys lunch. We have already spoken to the owner of the restaurant who is happy to do 2 x 5 business meetings with fresh Italian food and wine and viola - the arsehole will be kicked out of it Other than that my son and daughters training and matches will be back up and running and we are having a big Christmas lunch at ours and Boxing Day round my aunts. I love the lockdown I see Nottingham is still in tier 3 - at least it will stop that lazy fucker LVIV spending all day down The Needleusers Arms nursing half a pint of mild and eating all the free cheese sandwiches I expect he and a few others on here like the fact that Nottingham is in tier 3 so they don’t have to go to work and do some real graft unlike me tapping away on my laptop every day making the world a better place. I get the impression Charlie Cheswick could be a bit workshy as well - probably why half of Nottingham has ignored the rules put in place by our beloved Tory government to try to stop you from all killing yourself with this deadly virus. But if you cannot abide by the rules like the good people of London and Essex then Boris will swing his mighty sword of power and force you to comply. All you have to do is abide by the very fair rules imposed upon you under tier 3 by our government, make a face covering out on an old coal sack or something you have lying around the home from Sportsdirect and wash your hands regularly - if you can afford soap use that as well - rather than popping in and out of each other’s houses to skin up and drink cheap cider all day - and I reckon you will be down to tier 2 by the summer 😉 |
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Post by savo on Nov 27, 2020 7:44:24 GMT
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Post by richardroper on Nov 27, 2020 9:28:02 GMT
Unlike the tramp northerners and Asian types all living on top of each other, I fully expect my postcode to be tier 1 by tomorrow's announcement. Which means going back to non league football which I have missed bad, and groups of 6 going to the pub. On the 19th of December there's 12 of us going into Winchester for our annual Xmas piss up. I've got a mate from hucknall coming down too. So one group of 6 go into the pub, go 3 to a table nearest to the next table, then the other group of 6 bowl in 30 seconds later and we all stand 6 to a table. Doddle. Enjoy your tier 3 lockdown you coughing, germ spreading filth. 😂😂 😂😂 Tier 1 or tier 2 - doesn’t matter one bit to me Next Friday we will be going out in the city 10 strong for our Jolly Boys lunch. We have already spoken to the owner of the restaurant who is happy to do 2 x 5 business meetings with fresh Italian food and wine and viola - the arsehole will be kicked out of it Other than that my son and daughters training and matches will be back up and running and we are having a big Christmas lunch at ours and Boxing Day round my aunts. I love the lockdown I see Nottingham is still in tier 3 - at least it will stop that lazy fucker LVIV spending all day down The Needleusers Arms nursing half a pint of mild and eating all the free cheese sandwiches I expect he and a few others on here like the fact that Nottingham is in tier 3 so they don’t have to go to work and do some real graft unlike me tapping away on my laptop every day making the world a better place. I get the impression Charlie Cheswick could be a bit workshy as well - probably why half of Nottingham has ignored the rules put in place by our beloved Tory government to try to stop you from all killing yourself with this deadly virus. But if you cannot abide by the rules like the good people of London and Essex then Boris will swing his mighty sword of power and force you to comply. All you have to do is abide by the very fair rules imposed upon you under tier 3 by our government, make a face covering out on an old coal sack or something you have lying around the home from Sportsdirect and wash your hands regularly - if you can afford soap use that as well - rather than popping in and out of each other’s houses to skin up and drink cheap cider all day - and I reckon you will be down to tier 2 by the summer 😉 You’re going have to double up on the tip tapping on your laptop. The way Rishi is hosing money about there’s going to be someone who needs to pick up the slack. Old man Corbyn must be green with envy 😆😆 |
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