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Post by corncobguy on Apr 27, 2021 15:56:08 GMT
How much are you paying for pens? They should last more than one use so consider investing in a top of the range biro, or if desperate, a pencil.
I just steal all my stationery from work like a normal person
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Post by corncobguy on Apr 29, 2021 7:06:36 GMT
Shouldn't Boris Johnson just ditch his other half Carrie?
Who voted for a hen pecked PM? He is up to his eyeballs because his other half wanted a fancy makeover.
Add to that, he's said to not wanted to hold an enquiry because it might point fingers at a friend of hers. What is this, Mean Girls?
Ditch Carrie, get some proper sleep without a crying baby in the house, and start running the country properly again
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 29, 2021 7:22:45 GMT
Well, 'buying' may have been an exaggeration but I've definitely acquired several pens which no longer work. Is this just me then? I assumed it was a universal problem. I had to sign something and of the seven pens lying about on the desk, just one worked. I'm going to reward it with a plug - it has 'espares.co.uk' on the side. But I know by the time I next need a pen it'll probably have stopped. Maybe one of the others will have started again? That can happen, right? What's the optimal storage conditions for a pen? Would putting them on a radiator help get the ink going again? Or maybe the fridge? Should it lie flat or in some kind of pot, nib down?
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Post by ben on Apr 29, 2021 11:26:04 GMT
Interesting going back through the old posts talking about covid.....have we lost anyone from Covid on here? Has IKS stopped drinking yet? My Great Uncle passed a few months back "with". I know more people hospitalised from the vaccine than I do covid 
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Post by mrsmith on Apr 29, 2021 12:53:44 GMT
Interesting going back through the old posts talking about covid.....have we lost anyone from Covid on here? Has IKS stopped drinking yet? My Great Uncle passed a few months back "with". I know more people hospitalised from the vaccine than I do covid  We definitely lost Saurus after Brexit. The halfwit probably discovered after the vote that he was an EU migrant and left before they could deport him.
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Post by ben on Apr 29, 2021 13:25:56 GMT
Interesting going back through the old posts talking about covid.....have we lost anyone from Covid on here? Has IKS stopped drinking yet? My Great Uncle passed a few months back "with". I know more people hospitalised from the vaccine than I do covid  We definitely lost Saurus after Brexit. The halfwit probably discovered after the vote that he was an EU migrant and left before they could deport him. He was a wrong un that lad
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Post by iks on May 1, 2021 17:13:16 GMT
Interesting going back through the old posts talking about covid....Has IKS stopped drinking yet? Um, cut right down in all honesty. Sup about 4 pints a week now rather than 4 a night mon - fri & caning it saturdays, and another 4 sunday.
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Post by iks on May 1, 2021 17:14:05 GMT
Where's ER? Has he ate himself to death?
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Post by ben on May 4, 2021 8:31:19 GMT
Interesting going back through the old posts talking about covid....Has IKS stopped drinking yet? Um, cut right down in all honesty. Sup about 4 pints a week now rather than 4 a night mon - fri & caning it saturdays, and another 4 sunday. Good going. I'm trying....don't drink Monday - Thursday but I go a bit mental Friday and Saturday.
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Post by ben on May 4, 2021 8:45:03 GMT
Where's ER? Has he ate himself to death?
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Post by richardroper on May 4, 2021 12:17:49 GMT
Um, cut right down in all honesty. Sup about 4 pints a week now rather than 4 a night mon - fri & caning it saturdays, and another 4 sunday. Good going. I'm trying....don't drink Monday - Thursday but I go a bit mental Friday and Saturday. Similar here. At the start of lockdown it was like the bit between Christmas and New Year where I started supping in the morning. Cut back now to having a couple on a Friday and maybe Saturday. To be honest, got sick of it taking 3 days to get back to normal and looking at my beer gut.
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Post by ben on May 4, 2021 14:36:46 GMT
Good going. I'm trying....don't drink Monday - Thursday but I go a bit mental Friday and Saturday. Similar here. At the start of lockdown it was like the bit between Christmas and New Year where I started supping in the morning. Cut back now to having a couple on a Friday and maybe Saturday. To be honest, got sick of it taking 3 days to get back to normal and looking at my beer gut. I never started drinking in the morning but it was a strange time around the start of the lockdown. I do do need to get out of the mid-week habit where I'll have a few on a Wednesday or Thursday. Deffo piled the weight on.
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Post by richardroper on Jun 14, 2021 11:25:44 GMT
Boris, set to announce another delay to end of lockdown.
Who reckons the govt are about to lose control of any public support they might have had as people are going to say feck it and any attempt to enforce it is going to see some pushback.
Anyone think things are about to boil over?
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Post by popman on Jun 15, 2021 6:24:26 GMT
Interesting going back through the old posts talking about covid....Has IKS stopped drinking yet? Um, cut right down in all honesty. Sup about 4 pints a week now rather than 4 a night mon - fri & caning it saturdays, and another 4 sunday. I have cut back , it helps when most of the pubs have shut down and the half dozen still open I am barred from 2 of em for speaking the truth . I was in Nottingham last Saturday night with some mates . Mate said meet in Slug and Lettuce . Gets there . Bird said have you booked I says no. She says if there is a table outside you can sit there . One table free I sat at it . Shouts the bloke over to get me ale . He says you have to use the ap . Down loads slug ap . shouts him again . Says got the ap what do I do now , order on the ap . I says how do I pay , he says on the card through the ap. I says mate pint of carling I only use cash . He says use the ap, have a bit of a argument with him about it , I realise he is doing what hes told and give it up , I said kid if you ever see me in here again run full kick at my bollocks. Got up and fucked off . Im an old cunt not tech savvy I cant be doing with all that ap shit , Im four pint then I start getting a bit not knowing what the fuck I am doing I would be ordering 20 quid bottles of shampoo and snap and that. Anyway turns out a good night . Me mate has got gift of the gab and when he came we just got in wherever we wanted to go no probs . Last pub had a band on but we got a shit table near the kitchen. Me mate calls Gaffer over gives him a tenner and says sort a better table out. next thing we are next to the stage best table in the house. But heres the best bit . band was spot on I was pissed and starts singing with the band dancing and that , gaffer comes over and says blond bird says to give you this, slips a note into me hand, it says I want to shag you . I thought fucking hell shows the lads . The place was packed out you were not allowed to leave your table. you could stand up and everyone was but not move about . Never got to know who the bird was and the gaffer would not tell me . But 68 and still on it . Hey Ike I bet thats never happened to Chubby Essex Red lmfao. Last note he got from a bird was from her at Pie shop telling him his bill was three hundred quid . all best mate.
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Post by popman on Jun 15, 2021 6:52:54 GMT
Boris, set to announce another delay to end of lockdown. Who reckons the govt are about to lose control of any public support they might have had as people are going to say feck it and any attempt to enforce it is going to see some pushback. Anyone think things are about to boil over? Nah , Johnson could shit on Nelsons column and the thick bastards in this country would say it was a good shit , nobody else could do a better shit. He could wipe his arse on that 800 quid a roll wallpaper and they would fucking coo . Who the fuck knew apart from Essex Red that there was wallpaper that cost 800 quid never mind that some cunt would pay it. Been in my house 53 years and the wood chip thats up cost me 18 bob a roll . 18 bob is about 90 pence I think' [cant get used to this new money]. Its had that many coats of paint the rooms are five inches narrower now than what they were when I bought the house decorating is for cunts. As for the covid I stopped listening to the cunts when Cummins went for his eye test . I got this theory now I agree with every fucker then do as I like. I digress. We are a nation of sheep . young fuckers aint got no bollocks . when was the lastt fucking student riot . When I was a kid I was always on riots and I wasn't even a fucking student . Wheres the strikes and picket line battles. sheep mate Every cunt under 50 is a fucking sheep .
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Post by corncobguy on Jun 16, 2021 11:32:11 GMT
Boris, set to announce another delay to end of lockdown. Who reckons the govt are about to lose control of any public support they might have had as people are going to say feck it and any attempt to enforce it is going to see some pushback. Anyone think things are about to boil over? I don't, just yet, what has surprised me throughout all this is that the majority of people (according to polls etc) are so willing to give up their liberties. I don't know what needs to be done for a pushback. There are a few outspoken MPs but most of them are cowards. I'd like to hope this is the final phase but god knows, they've moved the goalposts enough
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Post by iks on Jun 17, 2021 7:42:06 GMT
I didn't have my morning clear out earlier, and now I'm outside the dentists farting and it stinks.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jun 19, 2021 6:53:17 GMT
So a stranger stuck their prick in me Who's had their jab then? I managed to get the one that doesn't give you blood clots at least
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Post by iks on Jun 19, 2021 7:35:13 GMT
Double jabbed with nowhere to go.
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Post by ER on Jun 22, 2021 8:47:38 GMT
Um, cut right down in all honesty. Sup about 4 pints a week now rather than 4 a night mon - fri & caning it saturdays, and another 4 sunday. I have cut back , it helps when most of the pubs have shut down and the half dozen still open I am barred from 2 of em for speaking the truth . I was in Nottingham last Saturday night with some mates . Mate said meet in Slug and Lettuce . Gets there . Bird said have you booked I says no.Ā She says if there is a table outside you can sit there . One table free I sat at it . Shouts the bloke over to get me ale . He says you have to use the ap . Down loads slug ap . shouts him again . Says got the ap what do I do now , order on the ap . I says how do I pay , he says on the card through the ap. I says mate pint of carling I only use cash . He says use the ap, haveĀ a bit of a argument with him about it , I realise he is doing what hes told and give it up , I said kid if you ever see me in here again run full kick at my bollocks. Got up and fucked off .Ā Im an old cunt not tech savvy I cant be doing with all that ap shit , Im four pint then I start getting a bit not knowing what the fuck I am doing I would be ordering 20 quid bottles of shampoo and snap and that.Ā Anyway turns out a good night . Me mate has got gift of the gab and when he came we just got in wherever we wanted to go no probs . Last pub had a band on but we got a shit table near the kitchen. Me mate calls GafferĀ over gives him a tenner and says sort a better table out. next thing we are next to the stage best table in the house. But heres the best bit . band was spot on I was pissed and starts singing with the band dancing and that , gaffer comes over and says blond bird says to give you this, slips a note into me hand, it says I want to shag you . I thought fucking hell shows the lads . The place was packed outĀ you were not allowed to leave your table. you could stand up and everyone was but not move about . Never got to know who the bird was and the gaffer would not tell me . But 68 and still on it . Hey Ike I bet thats never happened to Chubby Essex Red lmfao. Last note he got from a bird was from her at Pie shop telling him his bill was three hundred quid .Ā all best mate.Ā To be honest I was hoping the COVID had killed you off and I only popped on here to see if they was having a whip round for your widdow. Can you imagine the state of it - a 68 year old midget pogo dad dancing in his Umbro managers coat roaring out the lyrics to wonderwall in a pub full of youngsters whilst pissed out his nut and then the owner winds him up that some young bird fancies a bit of his 70 year old cock and balls so silly bollocks has probably run straight in the gents, washed his cock under the tap and bought a packet of condoms and a viagra out the machine šš¤® Honestly, if the owner took the time to walk over a note saying some lass had a thing for 70 year old cock and describing the note sender as āsome blond birdā - why we wouldnāt he just say it is her over there mate? He just wanted you to stay in the pub and spunk all your pension on booze you gullible old plonker š
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