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Shouldn't Boris Johnson just ditch his other half Carrie?

Who voted for a hen pecked PM? He is up to his eyeballs because his other half wanted a fancy makeover.

Add to that, he's said to not wanted to hold an enquiry because it might point fingers at a friend of hers. What is this, Mean Girls?

Ditch Carrie, get some proper sleep without a crying baby in the house, and start running the country properly again

Interesting going back through the old posts talking about covid.....have we lost anyone from Covid on here? Has IKS stopped drinking yet?

My Great Uncle passed a few months back "with". I know more people hospitalised from the vaccine than I do covid

He was a wrong un that lad

Where's ER? Has he ate himself to death?

I never started drinking in the morning but it was a strange time around the start of the lockdown. I do do need to get out of the mid-week habit where I'll have a few on a Wednesday or Thursday. Deffo piled the weight on.

I have cut back , it helps when most of the pubs have shut down and the half dozen still open I am barred from 2 of em for speaking the truth . I was in Nottingham last Saturday night with some mates . Mate said meet in Slug and Lettuce . Gets there . Bird said have you booked I says no.  She says if there is a table outside you can sit there . One table free I sat at it . Shouts the bloke over to get me ale . He says you have to use the ap . Down loads slug ap . shouts him again . Says got the ap what do I do now , order on the ap . I says how do I pay , he says on the card through the ap. I says mate pint of carling I only use cash . He says use the ap, have  a bit of a argument with him about it , I realise he is doing what hes told and give it up , I said kid if you ever see me in here again run full kick at my bollocks. Got up and fucked off .  Im an old cunt not tech savvy I cant be doing with all that ap shit , Im four pint then I start getting a bit not knowing what the fuck I am doing I would be ordering 20 quid bottles of shampoo and snap and that.  Anyway turns out a good night . Me mate has got gift of the gab and when he came we just got in wherever we wanted to go no probs . Last pub had a band on but we got a shit table near the kitchen. Me mate calls Gaffer  over gives him a tenner and says sort a better table out. next thing we are next to the stage best table in the house. But heres the best bit . band was spot on I was pissed and starts singing with the band dancing and that , gaffer comes over and says blond bird says to give you this, slips a note into me hand, it says I want to shag you . I thought fucking hell shows the lads . The place was packed out  you were not allowed to leave your table. you could stand up and everyone was but not move about . Never got to know who the bird was and the gaffer would not tell me . But 68 and still on it . Hey Ike I bet thats never happened to Chubby Essex Red lmfao. Last note he got from a bird was from her at Pie shop telling him his bill was three hundred quid .  all best mate. 

I don't, just yet, what has surprised me throughout all this is that the majority of people (according to polls etc) are so willing to give up their liberties.

I don't know what needs to be done for a pushback. There are a few outspoken MPs but most of them are cowards. I'd like to hope this is the final phase but god knows, they've moved the goalposts enough

So a stranger stuck their prick in me 

Who's had their jab then? I managed to get the one that doesn't give you blood clots at least